We interrupt this broadcast of 8-year-old Chinese gymnasts masquerading as 16-year-olds for an urgent message: ONE OF THE PARTICIPATING NATIONS IS NOT HOLDING UP ITS END OF THE BARGAIN. As of the time of this post, the fine nation of Canada had won 0 medals. Yup, that’s right, not one of the 33 million [...]
Archive for the ‘2008 Olympics’ Category
10 Aug
The Faux-Lympic Games
Alright, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Yes, at long last I have returned from my vacation to historic Charleston, South Carolina. No, that’s not a joke, I actually went on a family vacation to the Palmetto State, and I have to say it was quite a good time. Here’s the official tally: Trips [...]
